AFM

I cannot quite describe how amazing last night was, but I will make my best effort.

When we arrived at the NewDos house, Kaitlyn promptly gave us our money! AFM = anything for money! I walked into the kitchen to find a fabulous spread of alcohol. Patron! Captain Morgan! Bacardi! Bombay Sapphire! Peach Schnapps! So much beauty! So I took a shot of Patron, among other things. At first we got paid for taking shots with other people. Then Katie took control of the whipped cream. The whipped cream! Lick whip cream off of people, off their necks, off their teeth. Haha so many good times! Brandon licked whipped cream out of my mouth :)

Next....

I took control of the whipped cream and in an attempt to get people to start doing stuff, I gave out money for licking whipped cream off of other people. I paid Lou to walk through the house with only his boxers on...of course he took me up on the offer! And this is how I lost all of my money. I started asking around for things to do....

And then Julien hit me up. He offered me $500 to streak the house. The house at this point was very crowded. Rachel over heard when I said I would do it and amped up the price to $700. So I stripped. I pushed my way through the crowds of people to the open space in the living room, said hello, and then ran/pushed through to the kitchen. I do believe at this point people realized what was happening. I saw their shocked expressions. Said hello to the people in the kitchen and then I ran back outside as people moved out of the way for me. I heard that I made FYP history as being the 1st girl to streak an event...which I found quite shocking. I got major props! And now a lot of FYP has seen me naked....do I care? Not at all.

I then got people to do body shots of tequila on the porch! Many people commented on an email thread this morning that they had strangely sticky stomachs and could not remember why....haha I could!

I moved around quite a lot, fast.

Mitchell was the 1st person I made out with that night...I do believe that was initiated by Andrew Elliot...of course. I think Kristina was the 2nd...though the timeframe of when I came to be downstairs is a little fuzzy. Brandon was more of whipped cream than making out...

I was talking with Austin when Jackson and Kristina came up. Kristina offered us money for a three-way make out session. I thought she was talking about me Austin and Jackson...and I thought alright score! But she wasn't...she was referring to me, her, and Austin. I was not in the know when I went to kiss Jackson, that was a little kiss before he pulled away, evidently a little taken aback, which started the beginning of strange events with him. Anyway the three-way happened and then Kristina asked how much I wanted to be paid and I said something like I didn't really I have to be paid for that.

I then went to take a shot with Austin. I had been asking people what they wanted to do at AFM that they hadn't done yet so I could incentivize them to do it. I asked Austin what he wanted to do, and he said, "kiss you." How smooth. We started making out. I really wanted to go somewhere not public...but that was impossible. We finally ended up on the couch on the front porch...entirely public. I realized a little earlier today that that's how I got my slightly bruised shoulder. I got his number, so let's see how that works out.

I was walking back into the house when I saw Jackson again. I can't really remember who initiated it, but we started making out. It was entirely possible that I initiated it because I need to feel things when I'm drunk...so I tend to stroke people. I remember going in the bathroom and Jackson came in with me. We were making out again, and he kind of pulled away again and then left...again...weird. I walked home with him and Sophie. I really didn't want him to leave....I want to be his friend. Oh and he kept asking me if I was a virgin on the way back. I guess he was convinced that a virgin couldn't streak the house like I did...

Before I left the party, Rob leaned in to kiss me and I did kiss him. He's cute, but I really like him and Katie!

I saw some really interesting things....this is just a documentation of what I did.

Good night! I love AFM!